So, I think I win the cruelest big brother award (at least in the under 12 category). I hid under my little sister’s bed one time and when she was almost asleep started pushing up on the mattress and making ghost noises. It was fun for me, traumatic for her and a mystery for our parents until a few years ago when I ratted myself out for laughs.
While I am sad that I missed out on that for my own siblings, when I have nieces, nephews and children of my own they will have nightmares for years to come. Thanks!
I shared a bunk bed and had the bottom bunk. Every night the hand monster would come down beside the wall… until the night mom sent me to bed with a tennis racket.
“They can smell fear. In fact, fear is one of the top-grossing scents in the monster dimension. See they capture little boys and girls and take them to their factories where they put them in these huge machines and process them into potpourri, candles, and Glade plugins so, you know, don’t be afraid or anything.”
BEARTATO
So that’s why I hear some whispering voices at night…
They’re hungry!!!
I should make some sandwiches for them…
Beartato on the poster? Nice.
So, I think I win the cruelest big brother award (at least in the under 12 category). I hid under my little sister’s bed one time and when she was almost asleep started pushing up on the mattress and making ghost noises. It was fun for me, traumatic for her and a mystery for our parents until a few years ago when I ratted myself out for laughs.
While I am sad that I missed out on that for my own siblings, when I have nieces, nephews and children of my own they will have nightmares for years to come. Thanks!
I shared a bunk bed and had the bottom bunk. Every night the hand monster would come down beside the wall… until the night mom sent me to bed with a tennis racket.
“They can smell fear. In fact, fear is one of the top-grossing scents in the monster dimension. See they capture little boys and girls and take them to their factories where they put them in these huge machines and process them into potpourri, candles, and Glade plugins so, you know, don’t be afraid or anything.”
Hella yeah, nedroid reference!
It’s just the beast under you bed, in your closet, in your head…