#880 – Carpenters
Posted on June 23, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I get a smile on my face whenever I hear a “1970’s easy listening hit”. These are the songs that played in the car when I was a little boy. It’s not the music I chose but the music that I absorbed through osmosis.
Tags: birds, bread, the carpenters
And you thought statues had it bad.
Looks like it’s nightmares for me tonight!
Thanks Chris!
On the day that you were born
Satan then remembered
and it came to be that you
were made – it had come true
Yeah, he swung his Devil Dong
in the air
and shot his load
in your Mom’s eyes of blue!
(it needs some smoothing… I’ll send you the whole video when I’m done)
Please tell me this came to pass. At first I figured this was a Tenacious D lyric.
At least he went with a smile on his face.
He (or she) need to meet the Japanese superhero Anpanman.
At least he didn’t leave the cake out in the rain…