#736 – Interview
Posted on November 22, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Seems like there’s a lot of job interview questions designed to make you lie. “What are your long term goals?” “Oh, to work at an entry level job where I have no hope of a pay increase or promotion.”
Tags: exoskeleton, job interview, work
I’m also allergic to pain…
I did not see that punchline coming. Well played
Now I have to apply for a new job so can use that line!
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“Drinking from the broken skulls of my adversaries as ruler of the world. What position do you want in the new order?”
We warned him not to hire a human to carry all those pineapples, but he didn’t listen. Some humans are just so speciesist.
…I’m actually reading this instead of planning for an upcoming interview…
Chris knows all. I’m gonna go and do my work now.