#736 – Interview

Seems like there’s a lot of job interview questions designed to make you lie. “What are your long term goals?” “Oh, to work at an entry level job where I have no hope of a pay increase or promotion.”

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6 thoughts on “#736 – Interview”

  1. No0ne says:

    I’m also allergic to pain…

  2. p.j. says:

    I did not see that punchline coming. Well played

  3. R. E. Hunter says:

    Now I have to apply for a new job so can use that line!

  4. kingklash says:

    “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
    “Drinking from the broken skulls of my adversaries as ruler of the world. What position do you want in the new order?”

  5. Soap says:

    We warned him not to hire a human to carry all those pineapples, but he didn’t listen. Some humans are just so speciesist.

  6. Amelie Pond says:

    …I’m actually reading this instead of planning for an upcoming interview…

    Chris knows all. I’m gonna go and do my work now.

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