#725 – Disturbing
Posted on November 7, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Thinking back, my best movie theater experiences are usually on opening night. I think that’s when the theater is full of people that actually want to see the film. Seeing that same movie a few weeks later there are scattered packs of bored people that don’t really want to be there. I guess they have nowhere else to go?
Tags: cell phone, movies, talking
There are five classifications of homicide: criminal, negligent, accidental, justifiable, and COMMENDABLE. I think this one falls into that last category.
Well, a room full of witnesses claim he did in fact say not to get cool ranch.
Homestar Runner did present a solution to such stupidity: Rocket Launchers.
If only this was true in real life. If you go into a movie theater and use your phone you deserve to have a lighting bolt come down from the sky and smite you.