#692 – Collision

I remember my mom telling me “The mommy and daddy kiss and he has a little squirt gun that shoots into her body.” I imagined a green plastic squirt gun in the back of his throat that squirted into her mouth and then went down to her belly where it grew into a baby. My wife tells me this is not entirely accurate.

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8 thoughts on “#692 – Collision”

  1. No, that’s right, green plastic squirt gun in the back of the throat, pump action, like a SuperSoaker. I remember having to watch a documentary about it in 3rd grade science.

    1. reynard61 says:

      Would I be correct in guessing that your text books were published by Bob Jones University Press and/or A Beka Books?

  2. kingklash says:

    “The seismic forces involved were spectacular!”

  3. ZeoViolet says:

    It is just a super soaker that doesn’t work too well and takes a lot of pumping action before you can shoot anything with it. Always take aim at your wife.

  4. Cyndaquazy says:

    I never really get why parents just won’t give it to them straight. If you also emphasize the consequences and responsibilities involved, it’s not like they’ll suddenly go around raping everyone they see. I can say from experience that my father and mother were very straightforward with me when they gave the talk — no excessive euphemisms outside of what are normally thrown about. Sure they were (probably) nervous, but at least I was given an accurate idea of what goes on behind closed doors.

  5. Dirk says:

    As far as sex talk lies go, your parents made a pretty disturbing lie. The implications are horrible. I mean, they had almost a decade to think of what they would say and they only came up with that?

    1. admin says:

      I was four! Where did I say I was 10? This wasn’t “THE TALK” this was a spontaneous reaction to a random question.

  6. pbarnrob says:

    Thus, “a chip off the old block!”

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