#669 – Options

It’s funny how some people think they are the star of their own personal summer blockbuster film. No request is too crazy and everyone else has infinite time and resources to fulfill them.

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8 thoughts on “#669 – Options”

  1. Cyndaquazy says:

    My favorite pizza?

    1/2 Pepperoni
    1/4 Sausage
    1/8 Bacon
    1/16 Onions
    1/32 Mushrooms
    1/64 Extra Cheese
    1/128 Roma Tomatoes
    1/256 BBQ Chicken
    1/512 Ham
    1/1024 Pineapple

    …etc.

    That way, I get an infinite number of toppings, all on one pizza!

  2. Sandy says:

    HAHA…thanks for the Friday laugh. I work with alot of people that always have a special request at lunch. Complete pain in the butt!

  3. kingklash says:

    “I want a large Meat Lovers pizza, half meat and half lovers.”

  4. PlasticInsect says:

    If Starbuck’s sold pizza, this would be a normal order there.

  5. witunderpressure says:

    every other slice must have an even number of toppings. every pepperoni must be at least 1″ in diameter, but not over 1 1/4″. i also want organically grown olives and pineapples…

  6. sam says:

    I want to order this… and Cyndaquazy’s

  7. rar745 says:

    You wrote…
    “It’s funny how some people think they are the star of their own personal summer blockbuster film. No request is too crazy and everyone else has infinite time and resources to fulfill them.”

    You are precisely describing…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

    Yes, it’s a real thing. I know someone who is actually being treated for it. Affects the whole family and community if left unchecked.

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