Posts Tagged ‘cheese’
It’s funny how some people think they are the star of their own personal summer blockbuster film. No request is too crazy and everyone else has infinite time and resources to fulfill them.
It’s funny how the national pizza chains don’t seem to compete on taste. They have to differentiate themselves with shape or accoutrements. I always prefer the variety of a local shop over the generic taste of the chains.
My body is not super fond of cheese anymore. I used to buy bricks of cheddar to eat all by itself. No crackers or sausage to hide the flavor. Now I have to save up my cheese tolerances for special occasions. Like taco night.
Also, yes. This is a reoccurring joke.
If the cheese wizard offers to cut your cheese. Say no.
If the cheese wizard asks you to pull his string cheese. Say no.
If the cheese wizard offers to fry your curds. Say no.
I really enjoy cheese. I like how the same cheese can taste different sliced versus crumbled. My tastes have changed drastically from when I was a kid and there were only two kinds of cheese, american and “sprinkle” (aka parmesan).