#669 – Options
Posted on July 26, 2013 at 8:53 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
It’s funny how some people think they are the star of their own personal summer blockbuster film. No request is too crazy and everyone else has infinite time and resources to fulfill them.
Tags: cheese, pepperoni, pizza
My favorite pizza?
1/2 Pepperoni
1/4 Sausage
1/8 Bacon
1/16 Onions
1/32 Mushrooms
1/64 Extra Cheese
1/128 Roma Tomatoes
1/256 BBQ Chicken
1/512 Ham
1/1024 Pineapple
…etc.
That way, I get an infinite number of toppings, all on one pizza!
HAHA…thanks for the Friday laugh. I work with alot of people that always have a special request at lunch. Complete pain in the butt!
“I want a large Meat Lovers pizza, half meat and half lovers.”
If Starbuck’s sold pizza, this would be a normal order there.
every other slice must have an even number of toppings. every pepperoni must be at least 1″ in diameter, but not over 1 1/4″. i also want organically grown olives and pineapples…
I want to order this… and Cyndaquazy’s
This is the revenge for http://www.channelate.com/2010/04/07/pizza/
You wrote…
“It’s funny how some people think they are the star of their own personal summer blockbuster film. No request is too crazy and everyone else has infinite time and resources to fulfill them.”
You are precisely describing…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
Yes, it’s a real thing. I know someone who is actually being treated for it. Affects the whole family and community if left unchecked.