#620 – Work
Posted on May 1, 2013 at 2:46 pm by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Skills:
– Microsoft Windows 95
– Email
– Minesweeper
– Refilling the water cooler
– Paperclip deformation
– Post-it note theft
– Sleeping with eyes open
Skills:
– Microsoft Windows 95
– Email
– Minesweeper
– Refilling the water cooler
– Paperclip deformation
– Post-it note theft
– Sleeping with eyes open
-Snack consumption
-Procrastination
-Making up excuses
-Cisco certified
-Motivational speaking
-Charity organizer
-Compulsive liar
-18 years experience in higher education
-Open attitude toward others’ IP
-Unencumbered by excellence
-YouTube watching
-Micronapping
-DSi tapping
-Microsoft Office Certified (Although it dates back to 2002)
-Windows 7 (Starter)
-Macintosh OSX (10.4.11)
-iPad
-Envelope stuffing
-Extended bathroom breaks
– Eating lunch
– Talking about lunch
– Deciding where to go for lunch
– Enjoying lunch that work is paying for
– Data visualization and analytical software
“smart phone, why can’t i find a girlfriend?”
“because you spend a large amount of your time talking to your phone.”
– Reel to reel data tape storage coordinator
– High speed pin printer repair
– Switch board operator
– Pencil sharpener
– Thumb twiddler
– Professional paper pusher
-Professional Internet Surfer
-Cataloger of Funny Memes
-Reader of Maximumble
-Haberdasher to His Majesty the Queen
-Not the Pheasant Plucker, but the Pheasant Plucker’s Son
-Makeup Assistant to Mr Bungle (the puppet)
-King of the Nighttime World
-List Making
-Mac OS 7.6, 8.5.1, and 9.2.2
-Apple Newton Messagepad 2000
-PC Builder
-Burning food
– Being fashionably late