#620 – Work

Skills:
– Microsoft Windows 95
– Email
– Minesweeper
– Refilling the water cooler
– Paperclip deformation
– Post-it note theft
– Sleeping with eyes open

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14 thoughts on “#620 – Work”

  1. Josh says:

    -Snack consumption
    -Procrastination
    -Making up excuses

  2. Will says:

    -Cisco certified
    -Motivational speaking
    -Charity organizer
    -Compulsive liar

  3. -18 years experience in higher education
    -Open attitude toward others’ IP
    -Unencumbered by excellence

  4. kingklash says:

    -YouTube watching
    -Micronapping
    -DSi tapping

  5. reynard61 says:

    -Microsoft Office Certified (Although it dates back to 2002)
    -Windows 7 (Starter)
    -Macintosh OSX (10.4.11)
    -iPad
    -Envelope stuffing
    -Extended bathroom breaks

  6. boog says:

    – Eating lunch
    – Talking about lunch
    – Deciding where to go for lunch
    – Enjoying lunch that work is paying for
    – Data visualization and analytical software

  7. witunderpressure says:

    “smart phone, why can’t i find a girlfriend?”

    “because you spend a large amount of your time talking to your phone.”

  8. switchlord says:

    – Reel to reel data tape storage coordinator
    – High speed pin printer repair
    – Switch board operator

  9. bubujin_2 says:

    – Pencil sharpener
    – Thumb twiddler
    – Professional paper pusher

  10. Danny says:

    -Professional Internet Surfer
    -Cataloger of Funny Memes
    -Reader of Maximumble

  11. kingklash says:

    -Haberdasher to His Majesty the Queen
    -Not the Pheasant Plucker, but the Pheasant Plucker’s Son
    -Makeup Assistant to Mr Bungle (the puppet)
    -King of the Nighttime World

  12. Unclever title says:

    -List Making

  13. Jay Pattyson says:

    -Mac OS 7.6, 8.5.1, and 9.2.2
    -Apple Newton Messagepad 2000
    -PC Builder
    -Burning food

  14. das-g says:

    – Being fashionably late

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