#598 – Questioned
Posted on March 27, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I always love seeing dogs do simple tricks. “Speak! Lay down! Roll over! Solve for X!” Adorable.
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Tags: dog, pet, tricks
I remember a version of this joke. The guy went into a publicist and had his dog do several of these, to the publicist’s dismay, ending with “Who’s the greatest baseball player who ever lived?” to which the dog responded “Ruth!”
The publicist kicks them out, and in the hallway, the owner says to his dog, “Boy are you ever stupid.” And the dog replies, “DiMaggio?”
That was one of my dad’s favorite clean jokes.
“Good job boy! Okay, now for the ultimate trick. I’m going to start a fire at the old mill, and you’re going to be a hero.”
“Arf arf!”
“suspected arsonist mauled by hero dog; more on this story at 11:00”
Correction: suspected attempted arsonist.
“Jump!”
“How high?”