#52 – Pulped
Posted on February 15, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I really love orange juice. It’s weird though that I seem to only drink it in bursts of a few weeks. I then build up a tolerance for it and it doesn’t really taste good anymore. My body chemistry starts to reject it and I have to stay away for a few months. Maybe it has something to do with the phases of the moon.
Today’s Biff is on the lookout.
Tags: orange juice, vampires
I haven’t had OJ in a while. Now I’m kind of craving it.
Another funny thing is when I would dump out the “expired” (dump it out a week before it goes bad) oj, I’d smell it and then want to drink oj.
Of course I never did because you could get fired for sampling “expired” product.
Why did the vampire give up his vegetarian diet?
He discovered you can’t get blood from a turnip.
(insert rimshot here)
I had really bad (probably expired) OJ once as a kid, and for years I wouldn’t go near the stuff. I’m still apprehensive whenever it’s the only choice when someone brings breakfast.
You just need to get some “miracle berry” fruit that makes sour things taste sweet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum
@Brian, sure, you could do that, but lemon juice is much more fun!
(Orange juice just tastes sickly sweet).
Weird, I subconsciously do the same thing. To the fridge! to determine if the date on the OJ has passed yet…
My brother knew a guy in college who ran track who was ADDICTED to orange juice. He drank so much of it he would sweat orange.
My problem with orange juice is that it varies so much. I’ll get some orange juice and it will taste great so I drink the entire gallon in a couple of days, and then I go back to the store and get another one and it will taste really bitter so I don’t get any more for months. I’m not sure if it’s actually the orange juice that’s changing or my expectation of what orange juice tastes like that’s changing.
The vamp thinks; “sunshine in a cup? OMG what’s next; garlic on a stick? maybe you’d like a nice stake with that?”
I am the same..I will crave OJ for like a few weeks and then later I will not drink it for a month and so on..
I sometimes drink orange juice, but I’m picky. I hate pulp.
I love orange juice, but it doesn’t really taste good with anything, so I really drink during my 2AM fridge binges.
Haha, funny!
I’ll gorge on OJ until I start peeing and pooping liquid acid.
And, then, I’ll stop for a year.