#492 – Sucker

Every once in awhile I’ll hear a strange sound coming from another room. A sort of rhythmic clinking. “Hmm, all the humans are over here… what could that sound be?” and then I will suddenly recall what it sounded like the last time the dog climbed up onto the table and started licking the forks and spoons on the plates.

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5 thoughts on “#492 – Sucker”

  1. kingklash says:

    Your Dyson wants steak?

    1. WitUnderPressure says:

      HELL NO! that thing costs like $500! no way it’s getting my steak!

  2. Library Lady says:

    Main reason my mother didn’t want a dog – no pets in her kitchen.
    She often recounts the story of arrivng at a friend’s home for a dinner party and seeing the dog mingling with guests and the cat walking across the kitchen counters. She made she excuses and left without eating or drinking a thing. She hadn’t been there more than 10 mins and never went back. End of the friendship.

    1. Roborat says:

      Okay, I can understand about the cat on the counters thing, but what is wrong with the dog?

      1. kingklash says:

        He didn’t wash his paws before making the salad.

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