#293 – Fortunate

I used to save all of my fortunes in my wallet. I didn’t really use them for anything. I didn’t use them as reference material at any point in the future. It just seemed rude to immediately throw them out. Maybe you had to wait for it to come true before tossing them into a cleansing fire.

Today’s Biff has a bit of a chill.

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10 thoughts on “#293 – Fortunate”

  1. EricHVela says:

    “An alien of some sort will reveal itself to you soon.” That was the most memorable one I’ve had. Yet working at a typical university, a significant percentage of students and faculty are technically aliens. I guess someone saying “I’m from India” is a revelation of some kind.

  2. kingklash says:

    It’s kinda difficult to work “in bed”, “in your mouth”, or “in your pants” into those fortunes.

    1. reynard61 says:

      “Someone close to you is about to die…in your pants.”

      That wasn’t hard at all. 😉

  3. Suzu says:

    I actually once got a fortune that said “Everything is dirtier in bed.”

  4. kaitou says:

    Odd, mine said: “Today is your lucky day: poison in other cookie.”

    Others I’ve actually seen: “Beware of strangers bearing used soda straws.” and “One day, in the future, one of your relatives will nevigate a space shuttle.” (Yes, it did have that typo.)

    1. Octothorpe says:

      Maybe they will fly a negative space shuttle.

  5. SurveySays says:

    I’ve actually gotten one that says ‘You are not illiterate’. my brother got one that said ‘You should bathe more.” i nearly fell off my chair laughing.

  6. Enya W says:

    I sometimes eat the fortune. Saves a trip to the wastebasket.

  7. Arcan says:

    Am I the only one who enjoys the cookie more than the fortune? I don’t know why, but to me those cookies taste fantastic.

  8. Bugster says:

    My two favorite fortune cookies were “You like Chinese Food” and “If you got food poisoning, it wasn’t our fault”.

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