#224 – Pattied

I wonder if they have hamburger cannons at sporting events. Seems the logical next step after the t-shirt cannon. Maybe burritos? Nachos wouldn’t work and chili would be too messy. Ice cream catapult?

Today’s Biff stumbles.

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12 thoughts on “#224 – Pattied”

  1. PsychoDuck says:

    I could go for a hotdog ballista, myself.

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  2. Baughbe says:

    Buffet bullet anyone?

  3. andy says:

    I’ve already seen a hot dog cannon in action. works OK until the foil wrapper comes undone before the dog lands.

  4. MaskedMan says:

    Chili would need a hose – Kinda like the ones they use for pumping concrete. Or a really long ladle.

    Or maybe just put pots of it up in the rafters, kinda like dropping boiling oil on the foes storming the castle…

    Maybe I think about this stuff a bit too much. <.<

  5. Wigsternm says:

    Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.

  6. Wizard says:

    Finally, the origin of Mayor McCheese is revealed!

  7. kingklash says:

    When Hamburger Guns are outlawed, only Hamburglers will have Hamburger Guns.

  8. Hahaha, You have to be careful with what you ask!!! 🙂

  9. mastrick says:

    We used to have Chipotle tosses at hockey games, until someone threw one on the ice =/

    Now we get tossed foiled wrapped shirts with coupons. The taste isn’t the same.

  10. Rick2Tails says:

    Ive only seen hotdogs shot at ball games. I assume the tube shape makes for a better projectile.

  11. Lisa says:

    now i’m hungry

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