Posts Tagged ‘hamburger’
I’m so used to ordering fast food by the number I’m thrown a bit when I want to order an individual item. I guess it’s rare enough that it throws some order takers as well. There’s a pause where I wait for them to tell me how much my order is and they are waiting for me to tell them what drink I want.
At restaurants I study the menu and try to anticipate all the questions I will be asked when I place my order.
“Okay, I have to choose a potato and two side dishes from this column and then a soup from this section and a choice of bread.”
It really stresses me out when they ask me and additional question that I wasn’t prepared for.
I don’t seem to recall having many food dreams. I have plenty of food daydreams. Maybe if I went to bed hungry it would happen more often. I resolve all my food needs so my brain can fight the evil robots in my sleep instead.
How am I supposed to enjoy food that is bad for me when I now know there is food that is horrible for me? I was better off not knowing! Let me live in blissful ignorance!
I wonder if they have hamburger cannons at sporting events. Seems the logical next step after the t-shirt cannon. Maybe burritos? Nachos wouldn’t work and chili would be too messy. Ice cream catapult?
Today’s Biff stumbles.
I feel sorry for people that have the job standing on the side of the road wearing a ridiculous costume holding a sign. It seems like I’ve never seen them in appropriate weather. I’m always driving past when I’m running the air conditioning full blast. It never makes me want to visit the business that is being advertised it just makes me angry that they are making this poor gorilla stand around in such horrible weather.