#138 – Weekend
Posted on June 15, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I got really bad at this type of conversation at my last job. Someone would see me on Monday morning and it would go something like this:
“Hey Chris, what did you do this weekend?”
“Nothing.”
I would realize later that I was supposed to ask them what they did. I must have missed out on some great stories. It will haunt me forever.
Tags: camping, shark, skull
I do that too! At school, the cue can also be “So what classes are you taking now?”
that or you missed out on a whole lot of boring stories you didnt want to hear
You also missed out on opportunities to make up some outrageous stories.
For example, “I was visiting this friend, and he was testing out his new private jet. So we flew to Cuba and…”
“I don’t want to bore you with the details, but let’s just say David Bowie now owns all copyrights to my DNA sequence.”
“Well I’m not entirely sure, all I know is I woke up in Memphis wearing nothing but a guitar and a million bucks, and I just got a very strongly worded ‘cease and desist’ letter in the mail. Oh, I also now live with a hobbit that only speaks French. But nothing huh? That’s cool, that’s cool.”
“I’m not supposed to talk about it but i will say this. area 51 is a sham man. its just a junk room. Area /thirty-six/ is where the partys at!!