“NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!”
“AAHHH NOT THE BEES, NOOOOO!”
And other famous quotes.
No bug last long buzzing near my face. They’re fine otherwise, but come near my face? You have earned the wrath of a Firebreathing Dragon my friend. Yeah… That. xP
Flying near my face or being loud inside my flat tend to have me reaching for something to swat with. Unfortunately it’s those types of bugs that seem impossible to swat…
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…”
Now he’s only got ONE eye, so thanks a LOT, beauty!
Don’t you just hate it when you’re sitting outside and beauty starts crawling up your leg?
“NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!”
“AAHHH NOT THE BEES, NOOOOO!”
And other famous quotes.
No bug last long buzzing near my face. They’re fine otherwise, but come near my face? You have earned the wrath of a Firebreathing Dragon my friend. Yeah… That. xP
^This.
I turn into a rage demon when an insect flies near my face. Like an actual rage demon from Dragon Age, with flames.
Flying near my face or being loud inside my flat tend to have me reaching for something to swat with. Unfortunately it’s those types of bugs that seem impossible to swat…
“Sir, your insurance policy doesn’t cover destruction of property due to extermination attempts.”
To the fly, his eyes said:
Come at me, Bro!