Posts Tagged ‘bugs’
Am I hearing some sort of animal crawling in the walls or do I just need to clean the junk out of my ears? Does something smell really bad in here or is it something inside my nose? Does this sandwich taste weird or am I just tasting the inside of my mouth?
I sometimes complain about seeing bugs in my house. Then I complained on the Internet. Lots of people live in parts of the world where it doesn’t get very cold in the winter and the bugs apparently never stop growing. They are very excited to share pictures to let me know what parts of the world I should never visit.
Hey I’m moving! For real! While I’m busy putting things in boxes and playing 3D-Tetris with them some really cool people are helping me out by drawing some comics for you!
Today’s comic is by Justin Boyd of Invisible Bread!
Every once in awhile I’ll unknowingly get a cut somewhere that doesn’t hurt. It’s weird to find blood on yourself and have a moment of “What… whose blood is this?”
Also, FINAL WEEK! I’m having a moving sale! Use the code MOVING at checkout to get 25% off your total order. Make my life easier by having less stuff to haul away in a truck! Go to the store here!
We get lots of mosquitoes around here but they are mostly just a nuisance. I went camping with a friend and discovered giant biting flies for the first time. That was traumatic and had my flinching at every flying insect for weeks.
We cam home from vacation awhile back and found evidence of a mouse in our kitchen. Used up a lot of bleach that night. My main problem is that I enjoy fresh cracked black pepper. I have mouse flashbacks every time I crack some over my food.
It’s really best to just come right out and ask when you are unsure of the situation.
“Hey, is this supposed to be a date or am I really coming over to help wax your kitchen floor… with floor wax… and a mop. I’m not sure how to dress at this point… Should I take a shower now? Or…?”
Today’s Biff tosses one over.
I really freak out when I walk through a spider web. The web really isn’t a problem though. It’s that I’m certain there must be a spider attached to the web somewhere. I’m sure though the spider is probably a lot more freaked out than I am. Those webs take hours to make.