#341 – Past
Posted on March 26, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Is technology going to keep advancing forever? Will parents always be able to tell stories of “back in my day” that are hilarious to their children? I guess barring a zombie apocalypse there will always be something.
Tags: dinner, nuts, parenting, squirrel
When I was your age, I had to kill those zombies with teeth and fingernails! You have no idea how lucky you are to have a baseball bat.
So, if you bite a zombie, does it return to normal?
If you bite a zombie, the zombie becomes you.
Duh.
Science.
back in my day, we didn’t have any of these fancy gravo-mo-trons! we had to WALK everywhere! with our feet!
Well back in MY day we had to play videogames with sticks!
And they weren’t even cordless, we had to whip at eachother with ’em while making sure the wire wouldn’t trip anyone or else we was gonna get spanked!
Back in MY day … we got spanked.
Well back in MY day we spanking was new technology!
We were so poor back in my day, we couldn’t afford to have butts to spank! We had to borrow one from the neighbors’ kid so we could be punished. And we liked it that way!
Back in my day, sonny, we had to read our webcomics on dial-up!
The zombie apocalypse would be the best one to use though. You could brag about how easy life was, instead of how hard.
Assuming you survived the transition, of course.