#416 – Threatening
Posted on July 9, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I never took any self defense classes. I don’t suppose they teach you to warn someone when you are threatened. “I’m warning you, don’t come near me with that gun. I will pee my pants so hard!”
Tags: cupcakes, kung fu, triple threat
I recently found my Jell-O Easter Egg mold. I feel like being a single threat today.
You should turn this into a sitcom
When I was a kid at my grandparents’ house everyone in the neighborhood knew me as the one with all the uncles. Mom had 6 younger brothers. The threat was implied that I would “get my unlces”. What no one but me knew, the boys wouldn’t have raised a finger unless I was close to death. If I got myself in it, I was going to get myself out of it. So I stayed out of trouble based on fear from all parties.
Of course, kill them with kindness!
Kindness = cake pops.
reminds me of a king of the hill episode. bobby takes a self-defense class (for women) and when hank starts pushing him around to try and toughen him up, bobby kicks hank in the groin.