#160 – Snake

We would like to perform this uncomfortable and expensive procedure to figure this out for you.

(insert time passing montage)

Okay, it wasn’t that at all.

We would like to perform this painful and expensive procedure to figure this out for you.

(insert time passing montage)


How about if we add embarrassing into the mix? Sound good?

Today’s Biff is waiting.

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10 thoughts on “#160 – Snake”

  1. The Dukenator says:

    True story. I had this happen to me years ago. They shove a camera down your throat and up your ass checking for any problems.

    When the doctor came to talk to me about the results, she was surprised that there was nothing wrong with me on the inside. No uclers, nothing.

  2. Baughbe says:

    Still better than the doctor our high school football team had. Took the blood pressure of my older brother and immediately declared he was diabetic. Needless to say, my parents got a second opinion.

  3. Library Lady says:

    One of the reason people HATE health insurance companies – medical tests. I looked over a bill I got after an ER visit once and noticed I was charged 3 times for the same test that they never performed in the first place. went over that bill with the proverbial fine tooth comb knocked off at least a third. Since they never found or fixed anything and I was there over 6 hours I feel they shouldn’t have wasted the paper or stamp in billing me and called a draw,

    1. Slogra says:

      Funny you mention that. The main reason that doctors give you so many tests (and thus the high medical bill from the doctor/your insurance) is because of the lawsuits patients will hand to the doctors for not finding the obscure disease. So they stick cameras up your arse, etc. when you have a fever because there’s an obscure S. African virus that can only be found by said probe, and the doctor is at fault unless he performs the test(s). As far as them charging you for tests you never took… maybe you were supposed to take those tests and they’re not gonna budge otherwise to cover themselves. 🙁

  4. Nighkali says:

    Why am I the only one expecting the wire to be visible going from his head to his body. I mean, unless they have invisible necks.

    1. SA says:

      Really? I thought there was a portal in their head that transported food to the torso.

      1. wigsternm says:

        No, that’s why they need two cameras.

        1. LintMan! says:

          Then we should see both sides of the cat!

    2. Bobby nut says:

      You’re not. I thought the same thing.

    3. Bobby nut says:

      You’re not. I thought the exact same thing.

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