#159 – Stall

Playing around outside during summer we would occasionally stop to get a drink from the garden hose. It was always such a rush of excitement when I would see someone off in the distance pick up the hose to get a drink. I would casually grab the hose and slowly crimp it so that the water would slow down as they leaned in to it. Then right as their lips were about to touch the hose itself I would let go and let the full force of the water punch them in the face. Then I would have to run away very fast.

Today’s Biff is head over heels for you.

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6 thoughts on “#159 – Stall”

  1. unscdf says:

    The internet is not a hose!
    Hense, “the internet is not a system of tubes.”

  2. Baughbe says:

    “You’re waxing your modem. Trying to make it go faster.” -Weird Al

  3. Library Lady says:

    In the neighborhood I grew up in, had you played that trick with hose running away wouldn’t have helped since you would have eventually had to come home and come back out to play another day. Someone would have remembered and pay back was usually lots of fun with an audience.

  4. John says:

    Man garden hose water always tastes much better for some reason.

  5. SurveySays says:

    I didn’t run. i took full control of that hose and soaked EVERYBODY in the area. then i disconnected the hose and told mom the neighbors were playing with it again and she had to put it away. muahaha….god i was horrible o.0

  6. ToddC says:

    They aren’t hoses, they are tubes. Hence, intertubes.

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