I’ve known a few people that would eat nothing but candy and drink soda for days at a time. They would never really commit to that lifestyle though. They would buy a meal’s worth of junk at a time from a machine or gas station. It would have been much cheaper to get a case of soda and a box of candy. I guess that would really be admitting you had a problem.
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It’s pretty embarrassing when you realize you have spent the last 25 minutes fighting a machine that refuses to give you a Super Nutty Crunch Bar. At this point you could have walked up a flight of stairs and had a more pleasant transaction with a kinder candy dispensing robot. But of course all the doors are locked and you cant leave this room if you really wanted to. It’s just you and the VEND-380. Forever in combat. There are no winners.
Today’s Biff really steps in it.
It’s sad when you put your last dollar into the machine and your candy bar gets stuck. It leans there against the glass, taunting. Then one day you walk up to the machine and someone else’s candy bar is stuck. Now you get two. The circle of candy is complete once more.
Today’s Biff stumbles.