Posts Tagged ‘scratch’
I recently took a shower that was too warm and my skin was crazy dry and itchy afterward. Then I did it again and felt silly. My third shower I was careful to keep the temperature reasonable but I was still just as itchy. This is when I realized I’m allergic to the new brand of body wash we bought.
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I wonder what life would be like if we had the lizard-like ability to regenerate our severed arms and legs. Would cannibalism be legal? There would be a certain group of people that made their living by selling a leg to an upscale restaurant every 6 months.
Today’s Biff doubles down.