Posts Tagged ‘cats’
“You’re not allergic to cats are you?”
“I think we’re about to find out.”
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I recently slept on an air mattress for a few nights during our move. My son was excited that he was going to get his own personal “bounce house”. I had to explain to him that this was more of a rectangular balloon. Any bouncing would just lead to popping.
Have you seen them? They are following me everywhere! Look there’s one now! Oh no!!! Oh… hahaha, that’s a good one.
This situation must be embarrassing for many mothers.
“Oh wow sweetie… wait, where did you get these?”
“From Mrs. Stanley’s garden! She has the best flowers!”
Some people have cats that are trained to use a toilet. My friend has a cat that likes to use the bathroom but uses the sink instead of the toilet. Kind of a surprise when you go to wash your hands.
I stopped using SMS around 2005 or so. I have a few friends that are just getting around to using it now and occasionally send me messages. It’s always confusing because I first have to look up the number to see who the heck it is. I stopped knowing people’s phone numbers around 2005 or so.
Today’s Biff is winning.