Posts Tagged ‘pain’
“I have a skull crushing pain in my head!”
“Did you take anything for it?”
“Yes, two of these.”
“These are Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.”
“I know. They are sooo goooood!”
Whenever I see a doctor I wish they could just plug their brain into my body to check out what’s wrong. The whole question and answer interview portion of the exam feels very imprecise. I never feel like I have specific enough answers to the questions and they just guess at stuff until I run out of money.
I remember being little and wanting to pet animals with a fast back & forth motion instead of going with the grain. The animal wouldn’t like it but I only learned it as a rule specific to that individual animal. “Oh, I see, Blinky likes it when you pet him like this.” It took awhile before I caught on to the pattern and realized this was a good rule of thumb for all creatures with fur.