#992 – Volume

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
(looks down at exploded guts)
“Oh hey, I have more room now!”

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9 thoughts on “#992 – Volume”

  1. Reavenk says:

    That’s not even funny, it’s just straight-up true.

    p.s.: Quit spying on my life’s story!

    1. Kustin says:

      And that’s the reason I skipped my exercise yesterday.

  2. shags says:

    “And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. It’s only wafer thin.”

  3. WitUnderPressure says:

    Waiter:
    I hope you enjoyed your appetizer, sir. Your 32 oz steak will be out shortly.

  4. reynard61 says:

    Me every time I eat spaghetti.

  5. el boogerino says:

    The food, I don’t know what it is supposed to be. How deliciously ambiguous!

  6. GDA says:

    We call it Thanksgiving here…

  7. kingklash says:

    I know when my family serves “Mound” on Thanksgiving, there are never any leftovers.

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