#911 – Pumped

“Want me to BENCH PRESS that for you?”

“No thanks, I can press my own elevator button.”

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6 thoughts on “#911 – Pumped”

  1. bob says:

    if someone I know sets up our conversation like that, I’d cancel our friendship.

    1. Diva says:

      This one. If you want to talk about your new gym, just talk about it.

  2. kingklash says:

    “You need directions? Let me get my Charles Atlas…!”

  3. boog says:

    “This isn’t a gym, it’s just a group of people sitting in a room coming up with gym-related puns.”

    “Better than spending time in a gym.”

  4. reynard61 says:

    Guh! Don’t you just hate it when some DUMBBELL starts throwing his WEIGHT (and bad puns) around? Makes me want to go SQUAT in a quiet corner…

  5. Wizard says:

    Reminds me of a commercial a local auto-supply store used to run every winter. A guy would try to start his car, only to hear “rur-rur…” He’d pop the hood and start pounding his battery in rage. A cop would walk up and announce, “Okay, buddy, you’re under arrest!”
    “What for?”
    “Assaulting a battery!”

    Oh, seriously, tell me you could hear a pun that bad and not pass it on…

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