#877 – Bandage
Posted on June 18, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
“Mom, can you tie my shoes for me? I don’t want to smudge my band-aids.”
Tags: band-aid, parenting, super heroes“Mom, can you tie my shoes for me? I don’t want to smudge my band-aids.”
Tags: band-aid, parenting, super heroes
“Lemme go rollerblade down the stairs real quick!”
xD
Turning self harm into comedy so dark yet so funny
Soon, in the principal’s office:
“Mr. and Mrs. Baker, I think your son is addicted to band-aids.”
“What? No!” “How can you be sure?”
“Well he has been losing a lot of knife fights on purpose lately.”
nice shirt.
Oh, it’s not a shirt. I’m covered in band-aids
*breaking news*
A kid died of blood loss because he is addicted to band-aids…