#870 – Turtle

He doesn’t kidnap Peach because he wants her, it’s the only way he knows how to get Mario to come to him.

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11 thoughts on “#870 – Turtle”

  1. natemare says:

    Ahw haaw aww thaaat’s soo saaad :'(

    1. Taurin says:

      I thought the same thing! Plus! It makes Mario look like a real douche!

  2. boog says:

    When he kidnaps Peach to make him a cake, he’s just trying to show Mario how it makes him feel when Peach makes Mario a cake.

  3. ZeoViolet says:

    That’s a sobering take on the ‘ole game series…

  4. bob says:

    right in the feels.
    You monster.

  5. Sven says:

    All the deadly traps and monsters he sets up between Mario and himself seem rather contrary to his end goal, then.

    1. John says:

      I thoight those traps and minions fell into the “I knew they’d never defeat a warrior as powerful as you are” category of oddball logic.

    2. Me et al. says:

      Since Mario routinely beats them, I suspect they’re more to keep Peach/Toadstool, or Daisy in.

  6. Octothorpe says:

    Awww…. poor Bowser

  7. Phaolan says:

    That… that is kinda sweet AND terrifying. Yeah, I love it!

  8. kingklash says:

    And who wouldn’t want an awesome pet turtle like Bowser?

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