“And all the Whos in Whoville celebrated, for their revenge plot to slay the villainous Grinch of Mount Crumpit by singing Christmas carols until his heart exploded from his chest succeeded at last.”
See, this is why I won’t open the door for carolers.
“And all the Whos decided to save
His heartless corpse under a grave
For killing the Grinch, they made an academy
To study hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.”
You see, I suspected as much. Even as a kid.
Shouldn’t have had that two-pound BLT before his holiday rampage.
“And all the Whos in Whoville celebrated, for their revenge plot to slay the villainous Grinch of Mount Crumpit by singing Christmas carols until his heart exploded from his chest succeeded at last.”
See, this is why I won’t open the door for carolers.
“And all the Whos decided to save
His heartless corpse under a grave
For killing the Grinch, they made an academy
To study hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.”
Yes, hypertrophic cardiomyopathy is a thing.