#658 – Choice

“I stubbed my toe!” = Taco Bell
“I’m tired but I don’t want to go to sleep yet.” = Taco Bell
“Hey, why is our checking account so low?” = Taco Bell

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12 thoughts on “#658 – Choice”

  1. Taurin says:

    Using my psychic abilities, Chris, I’m picking up that you like Taco Bell.

    What are your thoughts o the CrunchWrap Supreme? I’m thinking they’re pretty much the perfect food.

  2. Peter Wolff says:

    Are there other sponsors of thebookofbiff.com?

  3. GDA says:

    I love taco bell, but I always get the $5 box meal, and then I get completely full before I can finish it, and then I feel bloated for the rest of the day.
    But I still do it again the next time.

  4. Ray A. says:

    “The doctor says I have colitis! How did that happen?” = Taco Bell

  5. Dirk says:

    “What’s this oily slurry coming out of my butt?” = Taco Bell

  6. kingklash says:

    “Hey, why does this new Chinese restaurant look like a converted Spanish Mission?” = Taco Bell.

  7. witunderpressure says:

    dude, i just got fired from taco bell = taco bell?

  8. uwg says:

    Am I the only person who calls Taco Bell “The Toxicology Lab”?

    Now Chipotle, on the other hand….

    1. mjm says:

      I started calling it “Toxic Hell” back in the 90’s and the name has stuck in my head ever since.

  9. kingklash says:

    “Where’s the cat?” = Taco Bell

  10. Justin says:

    Used to work at Taco Bell = Never eats Taco Bell

  11. Jacob says:

    Taco Bell is my favorite

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