#496 – Sharing
Posted on October 29, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I always say yes. Of course you can have some. I have plenty. I probably shouldn’t be eating them anyway. You are really doing me a favor. I will never talk to you again.
Tags: french fries, some of you call them chips, tongue
I am allways happy to give my fast food fries away because they taste horrible once they are cold.
If I’m with someone we always get the largest order of fries so we can share. I don’t think I’ve had a small order, or an order small enough not to share, in years.
One of Ma’s cousins used to do that when they were kids, he’d get a chocolate bar, and lick it all over to keep anyone from asking for a bite, regardless of anyone even thinking of it. My uncles got so tired of his making a show of it, they once pushed him off the back of a pickup as they were going down a dirt road. They slowed down at an intersection, and out he went! He never did it again. And he lost his candy, to boot.
Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
I bought them, and they were mine.
But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries…
And I cried, but you didn’t see me cry.
I love the British tag. Nice cultural sensitivity Chris.
This reminds me of something in high school, so this kid sitting next to me at lunch asks me: “are you gonna finish that?” to which I reply: “You want my cold?”. Kid shut up and went back to his own tray.