#409 – Blade

When I was a kid I was scared of knives. I tried to use a butter knife for all situations. Even when I needed a screwdriver.

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10 thoughts on “#409 – Blade”

  1. al says:

    Uh, yeah. I use my pen knife to jot down notes. And the paring knife in case there is two of something.

    1. Peter says:

      A pen knife is not for writing, it is for cutting pens, silly. Specifically, the quill pen variety, which do not work good for writing until you use the pen knife to trim them.

      And I do use the pearing knife to cut up pears. 🙂

  2. The recipe called for diced onions. I felt really lucky when they all came up sixes!

    1. kingklash says:

      Last time I had to do that, I got a Critical, and my Dinner was served in record time.

  3. Goth Bunnyy says:

    Wait, grapefruit spoon is not about fruit affection?

    1. Baughbe says:

      Only when it’s against local ordinances.

  4. ZeoViolet says:

    Especially since the chef was known to beat eggs, whip cream, burn toast, and to Ban Nana. Lordy, he was mean and cruel.

    1. Roborat says:

      Okay, just for that, I have taken out a contract on you with the pun-ninja’s expect a visit when you least expect it.

  5. Mister Rik says:

    As a chef, I approve this comic.

    This is a brilliant variation on the old, “If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?”

  6. Freezie43110 says:

    Oi, someone was smart enough to aim for the sternum.

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