#256 – Barred
Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
When I was a kid I was always nervous when I was unwrapping a twin candy bar like Kit-Kat or Twix. If you are standing right there next to your best friend as you open it you are kind of obliged to offer up half your candy. I would always have to leave the room, quickly eat the first half and then be just biting into the second one as I made eye contact with my friend. Then I could enjoy what was left of the second piece like a normal greedy kid.
Today’s Biff becomes a ninja.
My brother once tried something like this. Two seconds later he had a stomach ache and didn’t feel like eating his candy bar anymore.
Even little sisters can fight back. >:)
i can not save chocolate.
Trying this on me would’ve meant that you were not eating ANY chocolate at all – I tended to be a counter-puncher, but when I struck back, I also tended to go seriously a-symmetrical.
Little things, yanno, like hitting back with a hunk of 2×4, and the like.
Panel 2 is t-shirt worthy. The fingers seal the deal.
I’ve never felt obliged to share candy just because it’s easily splitable. Is that why I don’t have friends?
Not sure I’d want to share a candy bar that someone could clock me with….
Yeah, I think I’d just have a Muffin, Man.
Kit Kat now comes in giant bar form that isn’t twin-packed, and is sold in my schools vending machines, they’re really good too.
There’s also the Ted DiBiase response: “How does it feel to want?”