That was something I found perfectly reasonable as a kid; no different to parents or teachers keeping an eye on me. I didn’t even think about it in creepy-stalker terms until I was an adult, and only then because people kept telling me about it as if I should agree. I still don’t see it. But hey, lots of people do?
Later:
“Okay sir, just… tell us what happened.”
“Right, yes, well, first I could see that he was sleeping, and then later I knew he was awake…”
He sees you when you’re sleeping;
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve committed armed robbery;
So, you shouldn’t have robbed that bank.
On a related note: am I the only one that’s a bit creeped out by Santa’s stalker tendencies?
That was something I found perfectly reasonable as a kid; no different to parents or teachers keeping an eye on me. I didn’t even think about it in creepy-stalker terms until I was an adult, and only then because people kept telling me about it as if I should agree. I still don’t see it. But hey, lots of people do?