But raisins in cookies are GOOD. D8
No. They’re not. Raisins are good, but only for themselves. Raisins in anything baked are gross.
Raisins are evil. They are actually Rai sins. Most do not recall the thunder demon, Rai, but his tyranny nearly destroyed us all, and before he could be destroyed he spread his many seeds to the winds ensuring that he would never be fully destroyed.
Raisins in oatmeal cookies ARE good, but we know the world would have been spared if the little black things had been chocolate chips. Obviously!
Cookies with raisins need to be chewy, not crunchy. The way the crumbs fly in panel 2 implies crunchiness, which justifies his reaction in panel 3.
oatmeal raisin cookies can have a certain crumbliness to them. However in panel 3, judging by the arc of travel, the three-eyed creature seems to spit as it eats.
Even chewy cookies produce lots of crumbs.
I never knew there was science behind eating cookies O_o
But wouldn’t it be fitter to intermingle the planet with something wobbly and wait until the humans leave it with disgust?
raisins in cookies are an acquired taste
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