“Harold tried it before me but he put decaf in the mug. He burst into flames immediately.”
“How did Kevin die?”
“You washed that out, right?”
Nope. I built up a tolerance to the poison beforehand.
Yes i did!… Or did I?
“Is that what the angelic chorus was about?”
Funny, the store administrator where I work is Kevin.
“Kevin’s not dead, he just went home early today.”
“Pardon, but who’s holding the #1 Boss mug? That’s right: I am. And so I decide if Kevin is dead.”
That one guy on the right is smiling. I think he might be getting ideas.
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