Why didn’t anyone ever tell me? I would never have worn those pants!
No. . .
Freaking. . .
My but is WAY better looking than that!
Like hearing your voice on recording (“do I really sound like that?”) – your butt never looks like you picture it in your head.
Ugh, hearing my voice on a recording makes me wonder why no one has ever punched my in the face as soon as I open my mouth!
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