Back a few jobs ago I woke up and realized I was going to be late for work. I was one of the rare people at the office that knew how to access the company’s email through the web interface so I logged in to make sure there wasn’t anything critical to deal with. I replied to a few things, sent my boss an email saying I would be late and then drove in. When I got there it turned out my boss had the day off. I used the recall feature to unsend my “I’m late” email and because I replied to some other things before I left people actually thought I started work early that day.

Today’s Biff remembers summer.