When I was a kid I heard about a game called “Dungeons and Dragons” and it was described as a “role-playing game”. I never saw that phrase written down but I saw a bunch of multi-sided dice were used so I thought people were saying “roll playing game”. So I thought the term referred to any game that used those fancy dice. This was really confusing when I got older and started hearing about adults “roll playing” in the bedroom.

Today’s Biff is chill.