I’m so used to expiration dates on food packaging I have no idea how long food I prepare myself should last. My wife made me a big batch of soup once and divided it up into small containers and froze them. I ate 1 a week for a few months and then they got buried. I see one occasionally and think… “Can I still eat this?” There’s no manufacturer’s expiration date on it! I don’t know what to do! Then my wife asks me to stop yelling and I eat a cookie instead.

Today’s Biff had nothing to do with that.