Posts Tagged ‘burrito’
“I figure we could go back to my place. Make some s’mores over that jerk Ted. He should be at a nice pile of glowing coals by then.”
I wonder if freezing humans became common if there would be people that would do it as a sort of crude one way time travel. I guess it would depend on how far you could go. Although it might be a really boring. Wake up in the future and then spend all day reading wikipedia learning about all the things that happened while you were sleeping.
I’m so used to expiration dates on food packaging I have no idea how long food I prepare myself should last. My wife made me a big batch of soup once and divided it up into small containers and froze them. I ate 1 a week for a few months and then they got buried. I see one occasionally and think… “Can I still eat this?” There’s no manufacturer’s expiration date on it! I don’t know what to do! Then my wife asks me to stop yelling and I eat a cookie instead.
Today’s Biff had nothing to do with that.
It’s really hard to make burritos when you are an enormous dragon. Shredding the cheese, scooping the beans, folding the tortilla. They just don’t have the dexterity for such things. Such a horrible existence to endure.
I remember eating frozen burritos a lot in college. They were super cheap and I actually liked them. Did they change the burrito freezing technology in the past ten years? It seems like I can never get them to cook properly anymore. There will always be a cold spot and a dried out overcooked spot. I can’t figure it out.