There was a time when I used to keep all my receipts in my wallet. It was a handy reference when a problem would come up. Every 4 or 5 months I would empty it out and start again. Now I have more paper handed to me when I make a single purchase than my wallet can handle. It must be frustrating for the cashiers that now have to change the receipt tape every 90 minutes.

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