Annoying person wanting to rip me of for a corporate business? Annoying person wanting to rip me of for a good cause? periodically or just one time? Little kid trying to get me to support a good cause (not annoying rip-offs because they usually don’t get paid for it)? Annoying person trying to rip off the head of the household?
Usually when it’s not someone I know it’s one of the above. Apparently random strangers never come to your house to drink tea or abduct you…
Gone are the days of, “Hi, I see you’re new here / I’m new here / I haven’t met you yet. I baked you a pie!” ‘Course nowadays there are a plethora of allergy concerns to worry about. “I baked you a gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free, sugar-free, egg-free, oil-free, fruit-free pie! It’s… a glass of water.”
Or someone bringing you the Good News, and a copy of Watchtower?
A werewolf human-doorbell inspector?
Annoying person wanting to rip me of for a corporate business? Annoying person wanting to rip me of for a good cause? periodically or just one time? Little kid trying to get me to support a good cause (not annoying rip-offs because they usually don’t get paid for it)? Annoying person trying to rip off the head of the household?
Usually when it’s not someone I know it’s one of the above. Apparently random strangers never come to your house to drink tea or abduct you…
Gone are the days of, “Hi, I see you’re new here / I’m new here / I haven’t met you yet. I baked you a pie!” ‘Course nowadays there are a plethora of allergy concerns to worry about. “I baked you a gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free, sugar-free, egg-free, oil-free, fruit-free pie! It’s… a glass of water.”
I love how doorbell inspector is implied to be neither human nor werewolf.