#632 – Honeymoon
Posted on May 20, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Steve? Hello? What is that crunching sound? Are you eating potato chips? Steve?
Tags: marriage, preying mantis, SexSteve? Hello? What is that crunching sound? Are you eating potato chips? Steve?
Tags: marriage, preying mantis, Sex
Took me a few seconds to realize he wasn’t wearing strap-on wings… which wouldn’t be totally out of place.
“Steve, now that you’re dead and out of the way, I’m going to hook up with your wife. Sorry bro.”
Later:
“Wwwhyyy?!” *crunch crunch crunch*
That’s what he gets for having “A Mantis In His Pantis.” (look it up) At least with some spiders, you can distract the female by bringing some juicy bugs so you can go and do your business and leave without getting chomped.