#580 – Disaster
Posted on February 28, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Probably the most interesting time to take a cruise on the new Titanic would be the inevitable history themed week where all the passengers would be required to wear early 1900’s clothing. Then everyone gets to pretend they are time travelers for the cruise. Of course the mood will be broken a bit by everyone constantly taking pictures with their phones.
Tags: dancing, disaster, titanic
Also the HUGE line, forming around the deck, of evry one wanting to stand on the front with there arms out and yell, “I’m king of the world!”.
Yep!
Or the line of men wanting to have a steamy affair with a rich redhead from first class. This is the weirdest cruise I’ve ever been on.
Maybe for fun the Navy could fit a sub with a fake ice burgh ?
Will the lower cabins be replicas too?
“Greetings folks, and welcome! May I see your tickets? Okay, it looks like you’re on the lower Y deck. Right this way.”
*dungeon*
“And here’s your room. If you need anything, just clang a wrench against that pipe in the corner twice and a bellhop will come by in less than an hour. The bathroom is down the hall, just inside the fabulous Y-Deck dining area. Oh, and before I forget, you’re not to set foot between deck C and deck R, in order to maintain the ambience there. Well, if there are no questions, I’ll be on my way. Lights out at 6. No really, we can’t control them. Enjoy your stay!”
*giant metal door slam*
a new hindenburg. now that might be intersting.
Or maybe a combo Titandinburg, the worlds largest luxury cruise/blimp that can either moor on a skyscraper, or land at sea!
God, I love “Noodle Accidents”
They’re called “Noodle Incidents”. “Accident” is much too specific.