#45 – Courtesy
Posted on February 4, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I almost aways brought my lunch to work and it usually required that I heat it up. Typically I would have to put it in the microwave for a minute or so, stir it up and then heat it for another minute. It got to the point where I would balance my food on the little ledge above the break room microwave to stir my food. If I dared to use the convenient table next to me, someone would dash in with their frozen lasagne that requires 14 minutes to defrost.
Tags: monster, toilet
That bird/alien/humanoid/…thing is creepy.
At least he wasn’t already sitting on the toilet.
Oh god, at work I generally go into the break room on break to find someone heating something really long up. Or I’ll find a small microwave pizza in there and take it out so I can quickly heat up whatever I bought or brought. Of course, this is rushed by the fact that my breaks are only 30 minutes.
Diiiiistuuuurrrrrbing!!! (And hilarious. Haha!)
I haven’t stirred a microwave meal in mid-nuke in years. No ill effects so far, except possibly for the malignant homunculus growing out of my CENSORED.
is that supposed to be a kappa, the ancient japanese legend that has devolved to the level of toilet shark?
Well considering that kappas eat an (imaginary) organ that rests inside the anus, a toilet would be a logical place for kappas to hide.
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Yes, I am so done…
I’ve dealt with annoyances involved in time restraining me.
Also, I know that rats can enter through the toilet to get in your house!
WHAT
Rats can tread water for 3 days and yes, they can enter your home through the toilet.
(I watch documentaries and I’ve even seen the Ratatouille DVD extra “Your Friend The Rat”)
Our workplace never had such issues; mostly because we had a bank of 6 or 12 microwaves and the lunch throughout the building was staggered, so even with 600 extra staff, we never fought over microwaves.
This is wise.
We used to fight over the one forklift at work, but the boss finally bought a second one.
Now our fighting has been cut in half!